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Please send whatever you’ve written to:

thepygmygiant@gmail.com

And have a look at these submission guidelines first so we don’t have to email you back cos you forgot your biography, or sent us a novel, or insulted our families. 

We will get back to you as soon as possible – the waiting time is currently about two months. If you’re waiting longer in the queue, please be patient – we haven’t forgotten about you! We’ve probably just gone on holiday or got the flu or remembered about our day jobs or something.