by Alastair Keen
Wassup? Was happenin’? Well it’s so
random. ‘e’s so totally lush innit, I mean totes
sick. Soz but oh my God-Boom!
‘e got swag, LOL.
I is telling you-Bam! This bruv’s not
mank. Nuff said, laters!
Oh and I’ll be around for lunch on Sunday;
can I bring washing? Love you.
–
Alastair Keen is from Devon, studying creative writing with the OU.
The Pygmy Giant 
#1 by Maren (@LostinFife) on April 27, 2012 - 12:55 pm
Very funny, especially with the last two lines. Read it again and it’s even better knowing what’s coming. Well done, Ali. Wonder if a message like that is in my own future? Will I need a translator?
#2 by thebloggerssoliloquy on May 2, 2012 - 10:47 am
I like that. Mixing informal with formal, wicked.
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