by Alastair Keen
Wassup? Was happenin’? Well it’s so
random. ‘e’s so totally lush innit, I mean totes
sick. Soz but oh my God-Boom!
‘e got swag, LOL.
I is telling you-Bam! This bruv’s not
mank. Nuff said, laters!
Oh and I’ll be around for lunch on Sunday;
can I bring washing? Love you.
Alastair Keen is from Devon, studying creative writing with the OU.